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January 30th, 2006, 01:53 AM
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The Obedient Wife
The Obedient Wife
> > There was a man who had worked all of his life, had
> > saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it
> > came to his money. Just before he died, he
> > said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all
> > my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to
> > the afterlife with me." And so he got his wife to promise him with all
> > of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the
> > casket with him. Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his
> > wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.
> > When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready
> > to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box
> > with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the
> > undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away. So her
> > friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money
> > ! in there with your husband." The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm a
> > Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going
> > to put that money in that casket with him." You mean to tell me you put
> > that money in the casket with him!!!!?" "I sure did," said the wife. "I
> > got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a check. If he
> > can cash it, he can spend it." Send this to every clever female you
> > know.
> >
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January 30th, 2006, 12:10 PM
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Excuse me, is there an airport nearby large enough for a private jet to land?
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January 30th, 2006, 02:38 PM
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if you are going to C+P from an EMail .........
at least take the time to remove the >>
from each line
they just show it's been on at least two other trips before it got to you .....
Lazy
and it's an oldie too [still amusing though]
so now I'm in my SIXTIES FFS
WTAF, how did that happen, so no more alterations to the sig, it will remain as is now
Beware of Geeks bearing GIF's
come and waste the day :P at The Taz Zone
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