hello friends..

just posted the jokes to make u all laugh..

1)Q:- What is the difference between TENSION &
STRESS ?
Ans:- TENSION is when your wife is pregnant &
STRESS is when your secretary is pregnant !

2)Q:-A man was finger ****ing his girlfriend.
"Honey" she said, " The ring on your finger is
hurting me"
he replied "No darling its not my ring but my
wristwatch "

3)Q:-One sperm says to the other.."How far is it to
the ovaries?" The other one says.." Relax, we
just passed the throat... there's a lot more to
go"!

4)Q:-A man to Sexy Blonde in a Bar.. "Hey you
alone?
Lets have Sex tonight" Blonde.. "Ok, but I am on my
menstrual cycle"........Sardar...... " Cool! I am on my Hero
Honda"!

5)Q:-Thought for the day :~ "SAVE WATER...HAVE BATH
WITH NEIGHBOR'S DAUGHTER


6)Q:-A girl goes to the doctor complaining that her
hole has become big and it hurt a lot....
Doc:" How did this hole become so big?
" Girl: " Doc,I was raped by an elephnat"
Doc:" But the penis of an elephnat is small

" Girl ":The elephant Fingered me first "!!!


7)Q:-A woman journalist goes to a dairy farm to make
a special report.
She finds that all the cows look very sad. While
interviewing the owner on camera LIVE she asks the owner " Sir, why
do all the cows look sad?"
The owner replies " Lady, how would you feel if I
fiddled with your **** twice a day and let you go without screwing
you?"

8)Q:-Why do women like wearing black panties?
Ans:- Its a way for them to say " In memory of
those who were burried here"!!!


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